On Aug. 3, 1992, the moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eyeliner and a mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"I practiced for the AP US History exam all day yesterday, so I'm as ready as Alexander Hamilton giving the Gettysburg address at the Alamo."
"Remember there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay, and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?' "
"I'm studying for the AP English Language and Composition test, so if you don't mind, I'd like to preview, annotate, outline, and summarize this ticket before signing it."