"Oh for gosh sake - you've got to figure out what you're doing wrong when you make upside-down cake, or you're gonna kill yourself."
"You could call it homemade, but I prefer to call it artisanal toddler food."
"Actually, it's not party ice, it's homemade baby food I keep in ice trays. Why?"
"You can bake and grind nuts, but I'd stay away from pureeing and don't even go near your panini grill until after June 15th."