"Of course I respect your work at a pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."
"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms. For instance, he always shows up on time, always puts in a full day's work, and always lets me know when my toupee's not on straight."
FIRED, YOU - "Nifty chart, Frank, but not entirely necessary."
"This part of the test tells us whether personally suited to the job of network administrator."