"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."
"The strings on a ukulele are G, C, E, and A. A good way to remember that is with the phrase, 'Giant Coackroaches Eat A lot'. "
"Numbers to an accountant are like notes to a composer, and Janet, these accounts are not music to my ears."
"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."