(SLOW) "Did you tell the Russell kid you wanted him to play 'Safety?'"
"You'd better get some rest before tommoroow's race. Yesterday, you fell asleep in 12 minutes and 18 seconds. Let's see if we can better that."
"Why train for a triathlon? I guess after 18 years of raising kids, running a part-time business, and volunterring at the hospital, I wanted to challenge myself."
(Boat For Sale) "Very clever, but how much do you want for the boat without the bottle?"