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 (Whitey's 21 hour store.) "Einstein over there miscalculated our start-up costs and we ran out of money before we could afford to open a 24-hour store." |  "You notice how companies are demanding a lot more from their financial consultants these days?" |  (Shark Adventure. Swim With The Sharks. Learn Day Trading.) |  "I think you're still giving away too much for the close, Ms Lamont." |
 "Our profit statement shows a 13 percent increase in the good, a 4 percent decrease in the bad, but a whole lot of ugly left in the inventory." |  "I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle |  Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' " |  "Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?" |