Cartoon Gallery
 "Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room." |  "I'm going over your figures, you calculated your rental property has depreciated 9 percent over the year. However, by trying to do your own taxes, we've calculated your brain has depreciated by nearly 72 percent." |  "Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th Street." |  "Well, you've just gone over the line in breaking the no pets, no smokers clause in the rental agreement, Mr. Crawford." |
 "What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?" |  (Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?" |  "Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway." |  "We're gonna be late with the play room. The fellas started horsin' around on break and now they're into Act II of "Peer Gynt," and you know, you just don't rush Ibsen." |