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 "There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site." |  "Before you begin your home staging consultation, let me say one thing, because I know what you're thinking, and we already plan on getting rid of that hideous lamp." |  "OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine." |  "Well, it always helps to put fresh flowers around, and simmer some potpourri on the stove. Oh, and let's get rid of those Alligator Motels." |
 "I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price." |  "I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters." |  "Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need." |  "My suggestion would be to cover it with a bush and hope no one notices." |