Cartoon Gallery
 (When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house |  (For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?" |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |  "Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit." |
 "I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle |  Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' " |  "Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?" |  "The terms of our refinancing gave us a little extra cash to build an add-on to the back of the house." |