Cartoon Gallery
 "My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year." |  "Our plan is to pay off the rest of it when we pay off our college loan." |  "That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college." |  "David's using algebra to calculate the tip. Barbara - would you mind being a fractional exponent?" |
 "He ran some linear equations, threw in a few theorems, and before I knew it I was buying rust proofing." |  (Corporate Anthropologists) "Okay, the group's being approached by a mature brownnose." |  "I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary." |  "So, how long have you been in Ghana studying the apes?" |