Cartoon Gallery
 "Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy." |  "So, how's a guy from the desert become interested in sailing?" |  "This is our family bible. It's truly a lamp to my feet, a light for my path, and a balance unto our bookshelf." |  "That one was really close! A little lower and to the left!" |
 (The Apocalypse of John) Okay, no one's going to believe this without a snappy title. Let's see, "The Awesome Moment of John, |  "Before I blow my trumpet and deliver a burning ball of fire down upon the earth, how about a few choruses of 'What a friend we have in Jesus'?" |  Tibetan Buddhist Meditation/Stiff Jointed Buddhist Meditation |  "So, relief from suffering is found by following an Eightfold Path? The path I've followed for relief from suffering has generally gone past several large shopping malls." |