Cartoon Gallery
 "You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing." |  "I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown? |  (Spelling Bee Ball Had Little Influence On The Game We Know Today.) |  "Can I use it coach? My Dad made it for me from an old telephone pole." |
 "Idiot! I signaled for a SINKER!" |  "Just how much do you think you can embarrass me? If you think I'm going to the basketball game with you wearing those ridiculous socks, you are sadly mistaken." |  "I'm sure it does help you control the ball, but I'd still like to do some non-peanut butter dribbling exercises." |  "It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football." |