 "You mean, 'wo', 'ta', 'baba', and 'mama' are all words in the Mandarin dialect? My gosh, Alice, our baby's been speaking Chinese the last few weeks!"
|  "I'm not sure what he's yelling about. It's all in French. But I think he's calling you a monster."
|  "Obviously you're pronouncing the phrase 'Throw us a ...' correctly in French, but the word for 'lifesaver' just isn't coming out right."
|  "Here's something. It's a language school that will teach you to speak French for $500, or for $200 they'll just give you an accent."
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