 "Oh, it was so cute. He looked at me with those big ears, his nose twitching, and he started hopping up and down. That's when I said, 'Arthur, stop hopping up and down! We'll go pick out a rabbit this afternoon.'" |  "Oh see, now that was what I was afraid of. We didn't give him enough toys to play with so he started making his own mischief. Morris! Come and see what bunny made in the broom closet!" |  "I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair." |  "Hey - that's a record! Honey, I just clocked the ferret at 28 mph coming through the living room!" |