 "My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source. In fact, here it is now." |  "Ok, Darryl, I think it's time to admit we didn't load the onboard mapping software correctly." |  "I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done." |  (Al's Plumbing) "She keeps running after I turn her off. " "Have you tried jiggling the handle?" |