"I know being with dogs and swimming with dolphins have proven therapeutic for ASDs, but when my doctor suggested Hippotherapy for our son I said there's no way he's getting in a mud hole with a giant pig." | "Your father suffers from 'Notip Arthritis.' It's characterized by a stiffening of the waitress." | "I know Facebook is great and you want to be a part of it. But your'e my mom -you can't be my friend." | "You're a great geek, Martin. You're just not my geek." |