 "The University is certainly grateful for this check you're writing, and we all look forward to seeing your nephew, Grant, no pun intended, at our school in a few years." |  "I'm not familiar with auditing terms. What do you think that means?" |  "Numbers to an accountant are like notes to a composer, and Janet, these accounts are not music to my ears." |  "I'm entering all the bank's requirements for a mortgage, and I either have to buy a computer with more memory or start looking for a smaller house." |