 "Hello - forget the company's financials, look at the CEO's Facebook page under '25 Things the SEC Doesn't Know About Me.'" |  "So, someone's using your credit card info to buy stylish clothes, opera tickets and exercise equipment. In what way would this qualify as identity theft?" |  "The yen is up, the dollar is down, the franc is all over the place. The only currency I'm comfortable with are my Linden-Dollars in Second Life." |  "I put an extension on my tax return like you suggested, but I still don't think it's going to get there on time." |