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 "No, Dave isn't big on exercise. About once every three years we take him to the doctor's and have his pores surgically opened." |  (Easy At Home Exercise Routines: The ironing board Nordic Toner, The dishwasher back row, The relish jar grip enhancer, Kitchen phone overhead pull.) |  "If I'm supposed to be so over the hill, how come it feels like I'm still going up one?" |  (Before Leaping Tall Buildings In A Single Bound, Superman Always Made Sure To Do Adequate Stretching Exercises.) |
 "Okay, you've got the breathing down, but wouldn't you be more comfortable in a different workout suit?" |  "Apparently, what happens is, they try to push a tree over. When they find out they can't, they go running off in frustration." |  "My body type? I'm an 'M.' But I'd like to get down to an 'N,' maybe an 'H.'" |  "This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime." |