 "Apparently, what happens is, they try to push a tree over. When they find out they can't, they go running off in frustration." |  "My body type? I'm an 'M.' But I'd like to get down to an 'N,' maybe an 'H.'" |  "This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime." |  "I am following the schedule! Today I skipped the rope, then I skipped the weights, then I skipped the crunches." |