"I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork." | "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." | "Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?" | "The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster." |