 "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "I was going to do a basket weave, but I know the bride and I think a chain link fence would be more appropriate." |  ""What a wonderful swirled icing effect. How ever did you do it?" |