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 "This Glycemic Index Diet should work as long as my Looks So Good Gotta Have It Index doesn't kick in." |  "It's the gluten-free edition." |  "I think my family's finally accepted my new way of cooking. I've eliminated all of the gluten, some of the fat, and most of the sarcasm." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |
 "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork." |  "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?" |  "The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster." |