 "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered." |  "You can clean up before company arrives, but use the shower, not the bath - I'm marinating the steaks." |