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"This Glycemic Index Diet should work as long as my Looks So Good Gotta Have It Index doesn't kick in."
"It's the gluten-free edition."
"I think my family's finally accepted my new way of cooking. I've eliminated all of the gluten, some of the fat, and most of the sarcasm."
"Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would."
"I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork."
"The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie."
"Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?"
"The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster."