 "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "Why do I sense you're upset? Because you're piping that cake with hand grenades instead of rosettes." |  (Solar Grilling) "Burgers ready in six hours." |