 "Betty - don't you dare use this as an excuse to lose concentration!" |  "I thought she was counting tricks too, until she started snoring." |  "And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?" |  "If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?" |