 "Look at that craftsmanship. Notice the patina. It's already three years old. In the computer industry, that makes it a genuine antique." |  "Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!" |  "Gee, Mark - look at this pot. It's obviously quite old, but in wonderful condition…" |  "On the other hand, he could be a fourth for bridge." |