"Maybe a shower curtain wasn't the best thing to try and make into an evening dress." | "Sorry, counselor. You can 'check', 'fold', 'call', 'bet', or 'raise'. You can't 'sue'." | (After 9 years of dating a word search fanatic, Darlene creates her own word search puzzle) "How are you doing? Are you getting' any of these?" | "Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?" |