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 "If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?" |  "I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects." |  "By the way, I quilted this hood myself." "Stop it! You didn't! What is that, a blanket stitch?" |  "If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly." |
 "Maybe a shower curtain wasn't the best thing to try and make into an evening dress." |  "Sorry, counselor. You can 'check', 'fold', 'call', 'bet', or 'raise'. You can't 'sue'." |  (After 9 years of dating a word search fanatic, Darlene creates her own word search puzzle) "How are you doing? Are you getting' any of these?" |  "Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?" |