 "By the way, I quilted this hood myself." "Stop it! You didn't! What is that, a blanket stitch?" |  "If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly." |  "Maybe a shower curtain wasn't the best thing to try and make into an evening dress." |  "Sorry, counselor. You can 'check', 'fold', 'call', 'bet', or 'raise'. You can't 'sue'." |