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"If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly."
"Maybe a shower curtain wasn't the best thing to try and make into an evening dress."
"Sorry, counselor. You can 'check', 'fold', 'call', 'bet', or 'raise'. You can't 'sue'."
(After 9 years of dating a word search fanatic, Darlene creates her own word search puzzle) "How are you doing? Are you getting' any of these?"
"Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?"
"So how old were you when you realized that metallic thread didn't come from steel wool?"
"Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground."
"And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?"