 "And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?" |  "If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?" |  "I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects." |  "By the way, I quilted this hood myself." "Stop it! You didn't! What is that, a blanket stitch?" |