 "I just don't get it. The Robinsons next door sold their house in 5 days and it was the exact same model 3-room ranch that I have." |  "I'm entering all the bank's requirements for a mortgage, and I either have to buy a computer with more memory or start looking for a smaller house." |  "Mr. Johnson, I think we found your dream home! By the way, how do you feel about ghosts, ancient burial grounds and curses?" |  "The salesman convinced us that a security system would really increase our home's resale value." |