 "I'm updating my resume to make me appear more youthful. I'm including a street name. What do you like - "PR-Diddy,' 'JJKool-Data,' or 'Ice-Cubicle?'" |  "I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, gumpy, or out and out dopey." |  "Our indirect pay package includes your choice of company car or company skateboard." |  "The next part of your employment test is designed to determine your sense of humor." |