 "There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect." |  "Honey, please! Be patient! How's anyone going to know what's wrong unless I find the Russian word for 'alligator?" |  "Stop, stop, stop! I told you not to call a square dance in Spanish until you had the verbs down!" |  "Here's something. It's a language school that will teach you to speak French for $500, or for $200 they'll just give you an accent." |