 "There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect." |  "So far you've called a rickshaw, a unicyclist, and a Zamboni. I really wish you'd learn the Italian word for taxicab." |  "I'm not sure if I'm stressing the right syllable in the wrong word, or stressing the wrong syllable in the right word, but it's starting to stress me out." |  "You want me to use the pasato remoto? What does the channel changer that came with our Japanese television set have to do with learning Italian verbs?" |