 "There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect." |  (Garderobe) "What do you say - formal or informal greeting?" |  (Adult Ed. Conversational Hebrew) "My wife and I are taking the course together. I figure I only have to learn half as much, since she finishes all of my sentences anyway." |  "I have to remember that Arabic is read the way it's written - right to left. I once read an Arabic recipe left to right and made a cup of rice, a pound of ground lamb, and a jar of greens out of a plate of stuffed grape leaves." |