 "Honey, please! Be patient! How's anyone going to know what's wrong unless I find the Russian word for 'alligator?" |  "Stop, stop, stop! I told you not to call a square dance in Spanish until you had the verbs down!" |  "Obviously you're pronouncing the phrase 'Throw us a ...' correctly in French, but the word for 'lifesaver' just isn't coming out right." |  "You mean, 'wo', 'ta', 'baba', and 'mama' are all words in the Mandarin dialect? My gosh, Alice, our baby's been speaking Chinese the last few weeks!" |