"I'd like to see how he plans to enforce a contract written on a baseball bat. It's not even notarized." | "The defendant is required to answer the question. At the time the contract was executed, did you or did you not link pinkies with the plaintiff?" | "I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress." | "I've been an expert computer witness for over 20 years. I've testified about fraudulent whatnots, failed doohickies, missing thingys, you name it." |