 "I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression." |  "I can set you up with a Will or a Living Trust. Curses are a little trickier." |  "As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this." |  (Patents) "Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow" |