 "Those of you that did well in the math portion of the ASVAB, line up in multiples of 3 to form columns which, when divided by 5, would give you a non-prime number." |  "You can bake and grind nuts, but I'd stay away from pureeing and don't even go near your panini grill until after June 15th." |  "I was born under the 'Parking' sign. My mother never made it from the car to the hospital." |  "The surgery went fine, though I can't say much for their post-operative sensitivity." |