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"There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site."
"We got a hybrid loan. It starts out as a fixed rate loan, converts into an ARM, and if the lender's not satisfied with his return, we host his in-laws every other summer in the basement."
"The paperwork for your mortgage seems to be in order. Now, if we can tap a vein for your signature we'll be all set."
"When we bought it 5 years ago the mortgage payments seemed huge. But we got used to it. Please, pull up an orange crate and make yourself comfortable."
"OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine."
"Well, it always helps to put fresh flowers around, and simmer some potpourri on the stove. Oh, and let's get rid of those Alligator Motels."
"I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price."
"I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters."