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 "I could rent you this one. It's got a pool in the backyard. Then I got a six bedroom with a fountain out front, but nothing right now with a moat." |  "We got a hybrid loan. It starts out as a fixed rate loan, converts into an ARM, and if the lender's not satisfied with his return, we host his in-laws every other summer in the basement." |  "The paperwork for your mortgage seems to be in order. Now, if we can tap a vein for your signature we'll be all set." |  "When we bought it 5 years ago the mortgage payments seemed huge. But we got used to it. Please, pull up an orange crate and make yourself comfortable." |
 "OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine." |  "Well, it always helps to put fresh flowers around, and simmer some potpourri on the stove. Oh, and let's get rid of those Alligator Motels." |  "I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price." |  "I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters." |