 "My parents are Muslim. We live by the Five Pillars." "Cool. I have an uncle who lives by the Six Flags." |  "Next year we're performing a Hajj. We'll be with about two million people making the pilgrimage. "We did something like that last year. It was my first trip to the Mall of America." |  "Your Holiness is still popular with the young people. According to a poll of high school students, when asked to name one person who has done the most to rid the world of evil, you came in just behind Buffy the Vampire Slayer." |  "Saaay - I have an idea. Why don't we turn down the lights, put on some soft music, and curl up with the Talmud tonight?" |