 "So, our daughter tells us she's dating a Mormon. Julie's father and I understand that Mormons never curse. Tell me Mr. Stuart, how good a Mormon are you?" |  "That one was really close! A little lower and to the left!" |  (The Apocalypse of John) Okay, no one's going to believe this without a snappy title. Let's see, "The Awesome Moment of John, |  "Before I blow my trumpet and deliver a burning ball of fire down upon the earth, how about a few choruses of 'What a friend we have in Jesus'?" |