 "I know it's a short profile, but I thought 'King of the Jungle' sort of said it all." |  "I know Facebook is great and you want to be a part of it. But your'e my mom -you can't be my friend." |  "It worked, honey!. I'm connected to the network!" |  "Hang on! I keep entering a search for 'squishy red orb next to the lungs,' and this dumb browser keeps taking me to sites for rubber balls, Silly Putty, and chew toys." |