 "These digital cameras are great at capturing action shots. Now, if only something interesting would happen." |  "I'd respond to this person's comment on Twitter, but I'm a former Marine, Bernard, and a Marine never retweets." |  "I build bookshelves and Bernice buys a Kindle." |  "Okay antidote, antidote, what would an antidote icon look like? You know I still haven't got this desktop the way I'd like it." |