"These digital cameras are great at capturing action shots. Now, if only something interesting would happen." | "I'd respond to this person's comment on Twitter, but I'm a former Marine, Bernard, and a Marine never retweets." | "I build bookshelves and Bernice buys a Kindle." | "Okay antidote, antidote, what would an antidote icon look like? You know I still haven't got this desktop the way I'd like it." |