 (Computer Sciences Lab) "I'm sure there will be a good job market when I graduate. I created a virus that will go off that year." |  "Well, whoever stole my passwords was sure clever. Especially since none of my reminders are missing." |  "My spam filter checks the recipient's address, http links, and any writing that panders to postmodern English romanticism with conceits to 20th century graphic narrative." |  "Oh, Arthur is very careful about security on the Web. He never goes online in the same room on consecutive days." |