 (Tiny Lagoon Dive Tours - Dive among our many man made reefs) "Did you want to take the Schwinn bicycle dive, the Weber gas grill dive, or the Craftsman riding lawn mower dive?"
|  (Jerry Fails To Heed The Dive Guide's Request That No One Eat A Heavy Lunch Before The Dive.) (Hey-who's gonna know?)
|  "Honestly - I thought it was an exotic sea urchin. It never occurred to mme that someone would actually snorkel with a toupee on."
|  (Doug shows the vacation video he shot diving among the pool toys) "Watch how close I'm able to get to the Noodles."
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