Dog Cartoons

"Basically, it's a car-chasing network, but it's also much more. We discuss mail carriers, UPS trucks, vacuum cleaners..."

"You the couple interested in adopting a German Shepherd?"

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

"Okay, let's get into something a little more theoretical." (Good Dog, Bad Dog.)

"Well, you've just gone over the line in breaking the no pets, no smokers clause in the rental agreement, Mr. Crawford."