"We're using a 4 tiered system - PC, to mini, to Mr. Smoothy, to mainframe." | "Look, I have no problem running Mickey-Micros and Pluto-PCs through a Tinker Bell bus, but we're never going to have a Huey-Dewey-Louie LAN on a Minnie-Mini without seriously upgrading our Goofy Software." | "I've been an expert computer witness for over 20 years. I've testified about fraudulent whatnots, failed doohickies, missing thingys, you name it." | "Look at that craftsmanship. Notice the patina. It's already three years old. In the computer industry, that makes it a genuine antique." |