Science Cartoons

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and then eaten."

(Why it took 15 years to deploy the x-ray telescope - Carry on luggage must fit through here) "Dang! Still too bulky!"

(Ironically, the last thing Prof. Caruthers remembered was explaining how energy is produced when molecules collide.)

"Never ask a retired Archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

"Paul, turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

"Your formula for a carbohydrate is close, but not entirely accurate. I'm pretty sure carbohydrates consist of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, sour cream and bacon bits."

(Louis Philbin discovers the jerk gene.) "Hey Crawford, there's something interesting here in this analysis of your DNA". "Get outta da way and let me look. You ain't found nuttin'. Your data's all screwy! Dat's why your called Screwy Louie."

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."