Fitness Cartoons

"If I'm supposed to be so over the hill, how come it feels like I'm still going up one?"

"Okay, you've got the breathing down, but wouldn't you be more comfortable in a different workout suit?"

"I am following the schedule! Today I skipped the rope, then I skipped the weights, then I skipped the crunches."

"My body type? I'm an 'M.' But I'd like to get down to an 'N,' maybe an 'H.'"

"I'm not sure I can live up to my workout clothes."

(Easy At Home Exercise Routines: The ironing board Nordic Toner, The dishwasher back row, The relish jar grip enhancer, Kitchen phone overhead pull.)

(Before Leaping Tall Buildings In A Single Bound, Superman Always Made Sure To Do Adequate Stretching Exercises.)

"Apparently, what happens is, they try to push a tree over. When they find out they can't, they go running off in frustration."