Fitness Cartoons

"I'm not sure I can live up to my workout clothes."

(Easy At Home Exercise Routines: The ironing board Nordic Toner, The dishwasher back row, The relish jar grip enhancer, Kitchen phone overhead pull.)

(Before Leaping Tall Buildings In A Single Bound, Superman Always Made Sure To Do Adequate Stretching Exercises.)

"Apparently, what happens is, they try to push a tree over. When they find out they can't, they go running off in frustration."

"I do most of my lunging at the 70% off table at Neiman Marcus."

"This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime."

"No, Dave isn't big on exercise. About once every three years we take him to the doctor's and have his pores surgically opened."

"If I'm supposed to be so over the hill, how come it feels like I'm still going up one?"