Fitness Cartoons

"I do most of my lunging at the 70% off table at Neiman Marcus."

"This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime."

"No, Dave isn't big on exercise. About once every three years we take him to the doctor's and have his pores surgically opened."

"If I'm supposed to be so over the hill, how come it feels like I'm still going up one?"

"Okay, you've got the breathing down, but wouldn't you be more comfortable in a different workout suit?"

"I am following the schedule! Today I skipped the rope, then I skipped the weights, then I skipped the crunches."

"My body type? I'm an 'M.' But I'd like to get down to an 'N,' maybe an 'H.'"

"I'm not sure I can live up to my workout clothes."