Gardening & Lawn Cartoons

"I told you not to stare at yourself in that thing while you're cutting the grass!"

"I just think it's ironic that someone with a face lift, an eye job, implants and a hair weave should all of a sudden become Miss Natural-Organic-Gardener."

"The next time you order flowering bulbs, I suggest you have them express mailed."

"Organic gardening's become a way of life for us. I'll tell you more about it once Tom's finished aerating the soil."

"That's the last time I buy flowering bulbs from a circus clown."

(That should do it. - Something - Not Sure - Wait and See - Delph, maybe - Who Knows?)

"I guess you can stop weeding now."

"Laying in the sod was a little tricky."

"Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards."

(Friends Of The Park Membership Drive) "At what level membership can we put you down for - 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer?'"