Gardening & Lawn Cartoons

"Laying in the sod was a little tricky."

"Aside from a little beginner's confusion, I've done very well with my bulbs."

"I used an all natural method of pest control, but we're still getting an occasional vacuum cleaner salesman in the garden."

"Use less powder. Your planting them too deep."

"The seeds fell out of Walt's pocket six years ago and since then every August we just sit somewhere else."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon you hand me the bulbs for planting."

"I told you not to stare at yourself in that thing while you're cutting the grass!"

"I just think it's ironic that someone with a face lift, an eye job, implants and a hair weave should all of a sudden become Miss Natural-Organic-Gardener."

"Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards."

(Friends Of The Park Membership Drive) "At what level membership can we put you down for - 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer?'"