Gardening & Lawn Cartoons

"Organic gardening's become a way of life for us. I'll tell you more about it once Tom's finished aerating the soil."
"That's the last time I buy flowering bulbs from a circus clown."
(That should do it. - Something - Not Sure - Wait and See - Delph, maybe - Who Knows?)
"I guess you can stop weeding now."
"Laying in the sod was a little tricky."
"Aside from a little beginner's confusion, I've done very well with my bulbs."
"I used an all natural method of pest control, but we're still getting an occasional vacuum cleaner salesman in the garden."
"Use less powder. Your planting them too deep."
"Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards."
(Friends Of The Park Membership Drive) "At what level membership can we put you down for - 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer?'"
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