Legal Cartoons

"As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this."

"You and that stupid Nag Alarm! You'll never get that thing finished. Why don't you do something useful? Get a second job, or remodel the kitchen, or

(Bowie Spatulas, Bowie Egg Beater, Bowie Punch Ladle, Bowie Olive Fork) "I still like his knives the best."

(Patents) "Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow"

"Well, that's all very colorful, but in order to register your mark in this country you also have to fill out these forms."

"The instructions for the Will say we should name a guardian whose personality is consistent with our children. I'm not sure we know anyone with a Godzilla/Batman/Barney personality."

"I just think we need to make provisions in our Will for disposition of our property. Who'll get Park Place? Who'll get Boardwalk? Who'll get the thimble and all the tiny green houses?"

"I'm trying to organize Dad's documents, and apparently his bookkeeping system was informed heavily by The Da Vinci Code "

"I've got to work this weekend again. There are over 200 games of Torpedo Alley, Click Ball, and Block breaker that haven't been tested for Sarbanes-Oxley compliancy yet."

"My favorite pastimes? What do I look for in a man? Are you certain this is a questionnaire for a Sarbanes-Oxley compliance?"