Religion Cartoons

The Virtue of Humility

"I'm thinking of taking a spiritual journey, but I want to make sure I look right for the trip."

"We don't need to consult the Torah. I'm the mother, and when I say 8:30 is bedtime, that's the law."

(Sarah - Upon learning she was pregnant at the age of 90, becomes the Mother of Israel and coins the term "Oy!" on the same day.) "I'm what?"

"When did we stop giving an 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"Spiritually, I believe I can manifest many good things in my life. But right now, I'd settle for being able to manifest a cab."

"You know how you're always saying we can learn a spiritual lesson when bad things happen to us? Well you're about to get a spiritual lesson from Herb's Towing and Collision and the Able Auto Insurance company."

"It's the brand-new iTorah. I'm organizing my mitzvahs into shuffle mode."

"Your Holiness is still popular with the young people. According to a poll of high school students, when asked to name one person who has done the most to rid the world of evil, you came in just behind Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

(The Apocalypse of John) Okay, no one's going to believe this without a snappy title. Let's see, "The Awesome Moment of John,