Travel Cartoons

"There were several injuries during the building of the Sydney Opera House. Most of them architects who inadvertently sat on the scale model."

"I don't know why you're so surprised. The waiter told you the fish and chips were 7 pounds."

"I love visiting Boston. There's so much history there - my first boyfriend, my second divorce, my third face lift."

"I enjoyed yelling out improvisational situations at Second City last night too. But this is The Joffrey Ballet ..."

(While on vacation in Ireland, Bill and Denise watch a local family working on the traditional thatched roof cottage, thatched roof satellite dish, and thatched roof Jeep Cherokee.)

"Hurry, Michael! The maids are about to perform the changing- of- the- towels."

"As this is your first visit to Queensland, I suppose you're eager to see the Great Barrier reef."

(While In Paris, Dave Visits The Musee d'Orsay - Famous For Its Impressionists)

(LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Most of the movie stars' hand prints in the cement sidewalk in front of Mann's Chinese Theatre were put there AFTER the cement had dried!)

(Chicago Hot Dog) "I'd give you a hot dog with everything but I'm out of Fruit Loops."