 "I appreciate you sharing your dreams and wishes for starting your own pool and spa business, but maybe I should explain more fully what we at the Make-A-Wish Foundation are all about." |  "... and that's not the worst of it, your Honor. It appears the good doctor is not even licensed to practice re-animation of the dead in this village!" |  "Maybe it would help our Web site if we showed our products in action." |  "Does our insurance cover a visit from 60 Minutes?" |