 "It's my opinion that you suffer from a hyperactive disorder. And when you're done writing that down, I'd like my chart back." |  "The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long." |  "It's a sneeze shield off a salad bar. My HMO won't pay for a non-sedating antihistamine." |  "Sudden perspiration, shallow breathing, and a rapid heart rate are all signs of an asthma attack. The fact that these symptoms only occur when the pool boy is working in your backyard, however, raises some questions." |