 "I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol." |  "Sorry! I was just feeling a bit hypoglycemic, and I forgot to bring a snack with me." |  "The way I understand it, the reason I was getting cold and tired was because my body wasn't making enough insulation." |  "Sorry sir -we don't currently offer a 'Happy Hemoglobin Meal.'" |