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 "I don't know why you're so surprised. The waiter told you the fish and chips were 7 pounds." |  (While In Paris, Dave Visits The Musee d'Orsay - Famous For Its Impressionists) |  "The surgery went fine, though I can't say much for their post-operative sensitivity." |  (CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien - Both Were Members of the Intellectual Group, "The Inklings".) "Steady. Don't make eye contact, and don't say anything stupid." |
 "There were several injuries during the building of the Sydney Opera House. Most of them architects who inadvertently sat on the scale model." |  "As this is your first visit to Queensland, I suppose you're eager to see the Great Barrier reef." |  "I love visiting Boston. There's so much history there - my first boyfriend, my second divorce, my third face lift." |  (LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Most of the movie stars' hand prints in the cement sidewalk in front of Mann's Chinese Theatre were put there AFTER the cement had dried!) |