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"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, whose an architect, helped us with the silo."
"There's still some controversy around this part of my birth chart where I calculated the position of the cars in the hospital parking lot at the time of birth."
"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"
"When did we stop giving an 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"
The Virtue of Humility
"Spiritually, I believe I can manifest many good things in my life. But right now, I'd settle for being able to manifest a cab."
(The Apocalypse of John) Okay, no one's going to believe this without a snappy title. Let's see, "The Awesome Moment of John,
"Before I blow my trumpet and deliver a burning ball of fire down upon the earth, how about a few choruses of 'What a friend we have in Jesus'?"