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(Tarzan - Lord of the Web) "...and then one day it hit Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle - where future in that?"
"So far he's called up a cobra, 2 pythons, and a bunch of skinks, but not the file we're looking for."
(Danger Wild Rhinocerous) - "Now maybe these folks got a decent disaster recovery system plan and maybe they don't..".
"I tell you, it looks like Danny, it sounds like Danny, but it's NOT Danny!! I think the MAC has created an alias of Danny! You can see it in his eyes - little wrist watch icons."
"Do you think I'm padding my resume by including work experience revealed in my Past Life Regression Therapy?"
"I love the way this program justifies the text in my resume. Now if I can just get it to justify my asking salary."
"I'm updating my resume to make me appear more youthful. I'm including a street name. What do you like - "PR-Diddy,' 'JJKool-Data,' or 'Ice-Cubicle?'"
"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, gumpy, or out and out dopey."