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 "I can be reached at home on my cell phone, I can be reached on the road with my pager and PDA. Soon I'll be reachable on a plane with email. I'm beginning to think identity theft wouldn't be such a bad idea for a while." |  "You know Jekyll, this is a single log on ID system. There's no need for multiple identities anymore." |  "I'm sure it's very powerful but do you have one that's nicer looking?" (Typical Woman) |  "It's like any other pacemaker, but it comes with an internal iPod docking accessory." |
 "How's it going? You get a handle on that Lasso function yet?" |  "Why train for a triathlon? I guess after 18 years of raising kids, running a part-time business, and volunterring at the hospital, I wanted to challenge myself." |  "You'd better get some rest before tommoroow's race. Yesterday, you fell asleep in 12 minutes and 18 seconds. Let's see if we can better that." |  (Warren Enjoyed Showing Off His New 52" Flat Panel HDTV Dinner) |