 "I can be reached at home on my cell phone, I can be reached on the road with my pager and PDA. Soon I'll be reachable on a plane with email. I'm beginning to think identity theft wouldn't be such a bad idea for a while." |  (Personal Tech Update: Cell Phone PDA Toupee With Discreet Vibrating Function) "Will you excuse me? I'd better take this." |  "Why train for a triathlon? I guess after 18 years of raising kids, running a part-time business, and volunterring at the hospital, I wanted to challenge myself." |  "You'd better get some rest before tommoroow's race. Yesterday, you fell asleep in 12 minutes and 18 seconds. Let's see if we can better that." |